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Showing posts with label stupidity should be painful. Show all posts
14 October 2008
23 September 2008
Aussie woman trapped in house by wild pig
So there's this woman, trapped in a house with a giant pig...
Much hand-wringing ensues, the lady feeds the wild pig, soothes its wounds and... ends up getting bitten for her trouble. Worse, the pig won't let her leave.
MORE hand-wringing, and "oh no, let's not harm the pig!"
I'm thinking that's a good chance for the nice lady to stock her freezer with ham for the next year or so. Probably her friends' freezers, too.
Mmmmm, bacon...
Given an ideal solution, we'd take the hide and sew a dead muji in it. Pigskin and all that, you know. ;)
(Where's a proper Aussiebloke larakin when you need one?)
and no, I'm not even going to comment on an opposable-thumb-equipped, tool-using human being outwitted and held captive by an animal that has none of those advantages... it's just too easy.
Much hand-wringing ensues, the lady feeds the wild pig, soothes its wounds and... ends up getting bitten for her trouble. Worse, the pig won't let her leave.
MORE hand-wringing, and "oh no, let's not harm the pig!"
I'm thinking that's a good chance for the nice lady to stock her freezer with ham for the next year or so. Probably her friends' freezers, too.
Mmmmm, bacon...
Given an ideal solution, we'd take the hide and sew a dead muji in it. Pigskin and all that, you know. ;)
(Where's a proper Aussie
and no, I'm not even going to comment on an opposable-thumb-equipped, tool-using human being outwitted and held captive by an animal that has none of those advantages... it's just too easy.
06 September 2008
Obama given access to state secrets...
What.The fuck.OVER?
First of all, I am amazed that someone who's admitted to cocaine use can even GET a security clearance, as I know someone who recently was pulled from a project after admitting recreational marijuana use, resulting in his inabilty to get a MUCH lower security clearance rating. Nevermind Obama's association with Anti-American persons and admitted terrorists.
The federal government provides a “Questionnaire for National Security Positions” to people eligible for a security clearance. There are several requests for information that Obama might find difficult to answer. They include “Other names used” by applicant, “Citizenship of your relatives and associates,” “Your foreign activities,” and “Your use of illegal drugs and drug activity.” I'd dearly love to see those answers.
Article that's prompted this post: http://www.the-two-malcontents.com/2008/09/05/bush-gives-state-secrets-to-obama/
First of all, I am amazed that someone who's admitted to cocaine use can even GET a security clearance, as I know someone who recently was pulled from a project after admitting recreational marijuana use, resulting in his inabilty to get a MUCH lower security clearance rating. Nevermind Obama's association with Anti-American persons and admitted terrorists.
The federal government provides a “Questionnaire for National Security Positions” to people eligible for a security clearance. There are several requests for information that Obama might find difficult to answer. They include “Other names used” by applicant, “Citizenship of your relatives and associates,” “Your foreign activities,” and “Your use of illegal drugs and drug activity.” I'd dearly love to see those answers.
Article that's prompted this post: http://www.the-two-malcontents.com/2008/09/05/bush-gives-state-secrets-to-obama/
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