The "King of Pop" is dead at 50

.. and I could care less.

If my Christian friends will excuse me for a moment-

- if there's ANYTHING to the Christian Mythos, I hope that it's the whole "burn forever if you're a sinner" bit.

Because that sonofabitch child molester is surely burning right now, and that makes me VERY happy.

Let's see you buy off THAT jury, "King".

I wouldn't be surprised to see them try to get him laid in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

Aussie woman trapped in house by wild pig

So there's this woman, trapped in a house with a giant pig...
Much hand-wringing ensues, the lady feeds the wild pig, soothes its wounds and... ends up getting bitten for her trouble. Worse, the pig won't let her leave.

MORE hand-wringing, and "oh no, let's not harm the pig!"

I'm thinking that's a good chance for the nice lady to stock her freezer with ham for the next year or so. Probably her friends' freezers, too.

Mmmmm, bacon...

Given an ideal solution, we'd take the hide and sew a dead muji in it. Pigskin and all that, you know. ;)

(Where's a proper Aussie bloke larakin when you need one?)

and no, I'm not even going to comment on an opposable-thumb-equipped, tool-using human being outwitted and held captive by an animal that has none of those advantages... it's just too easy.